A lightweight, all-over print warmup hoodie that feels like an outdoors warning and a private joke rolled into one. The matte black background wears bold white claw marks and the blunt phrase “DON’T POKE THE BEAR,” giving the hoodie a rugged, slightly rebellious edge. Breathable, quick-drying polyester keeps you cool through warmups, trail runs, or lazy mornings by the fire. It moves with you, blocks harsh sun, and layers easily under a shell — the kind of piece you reach for when you want to look ready for action without trying too hard.
Product features - Lightweight 100% polyester — durable and retains shape - Moisture-wicking fabric for quick dry and cool comfort - UPF 50+ sun protection for outdoor activity - All-over printed design with matched seam thread and printed care label - Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Shipping from United States
Processing time
4-6 business days
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Accepts Etsy gift cards
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